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CAPTAIN KEES There was a man, a Soder man With shield and hammer in his hands wandered far across the land And settled in this place He had a lust for valour bold A deep desire to harvest gold - mostly he just had an odd Expression on his face. --- Chorus Kees, Kees, Captain Kees Tough but fair – you’ll find that he’s The one you want in front of you when faeces hit the fan. Kees, Kees, Captain Kees Want a wall to stop them all? Our Captain is the man! --- Tarantulas are scared of him Lions greet him with a grin Wolves slope off and cower With their tails between their legs Bears give out admiring roars He boots Vipers out the door Jackals think they’re dogs of war - He makes them sit and beg! --- Chorus --- And so be sure when he’s about You’re always nicely kitted out Always do be certain there’s No rust upon your mail Otherwise make no mistake Will be the last one that you make As he buries deeply His right foot into your tail! - - - Chorus x2 - - - Want a wall to stop them all? Our Captain is the man! |